Platform weight?

As some of the girls know I have become a huge fan of a hair product that I randomly stumbled across online one day. It's a hair conditioning sunscreen. It's relatively inexpensive, and I really think the results are pretty amazing. The only catch is that I'm forced to buy this product online because it's actually made for horses, not people. I was on the website where I buy this sunscreen the other day, and decided to peruse through some of the other horse items and see if there's anything else of interest...you never know, right? Lately I've been really bothered by the fact that my belts don't fit anymore. So when I stumbled across this item, I have to admit that I paused for a moment and had the thought "I wonder if that would work for me..." pass through my mind. I've decided that might be taking things a bit too far. I'm just going to stick with people food for now. I'm not really sure that "platform weight" is what I'm shooting for here.