Why Did I Marry Military?

Me: Do I look like I've gotten fatter since we got married?
Justin: I don't know, maybe...
Me: WHAT?! Are you serious? Do you think I need to lose weight? Am I getting fat? Would you tell me if you thought I need to lose weight?
Justin: Calm down, you look great. You're still skinny.
Me: Are you sure?
Justin: Yes, Get down and do 30 push ups right now.
Me: What? No. Why would I do that? I'm not doing that right now.
Justin: It will make you feel better, and you won't be worried about being fat.
Me: No, it will make me sweaty.
Justin: Do it now.

I did, and he was right. Afterwards I felt less concerned about any slight weight gain that may have occurred since the wedding. Maybe I should have married a guy who just insists that he can't tell and he likes me better this way anyway...but no I married the one that resolves these issues with pushups. :(