First Time Flyer?

I am sitting at the Long Beach airport across from this lady right
now. Ok, she just got up to get in line to board. (Why do people do
that anyway? Who are these people that always rush up to stand in
line? This isn't Southwest, your seat isn't going anywhere.) she just
had a very odd conversation with one of a few ladies she appears to be
travelling with. She asked how long it takes to get off the plane
after we land, and how long it will take to retrieve luggage. At
first I thought that perhaps she's just visiting Seattle for the first
time or something. No, she asked next how long it would take to get
from the airport to her friend's house, since that is where she parked
the car. I wonder if they just knocked her out for the flight here,
that could go a long way in explaining why she appears to know NOTHING
about flying.